I juh foun wout Germany hasa duh pinewapples.

HighlyIrregular II wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 27, 2023 12:33 am

I wonder how many young hearts were broken by being told the horsey is a knight, not a horsey. Chess could have been bigger if people weren't so anal about labels. It's a horsey.

You hella right big dawg. Petition to rename duh knight to a horsey! Ya'll bet not mess up day pronouns neither.

Tim Heidecker is a filthy murderer who deserves to die.

Magnus Carlson and I held a covert conversation during last week's speed chess tournament 2023 against Hikaru Nakamura. I didn't realize what he was saying until after re-watching the live stream. Let's just say there was lots of blundering before my chat comments and his blinking. Glad you turned i...

During the 2020 pandemic lockdown Alex Daddario would make YouTube videos I would comment on. Then she and her two pals, Kate and Morgan, would flirtatiously respond in kind. I thoroughly ruined that connection.

In 2008 I served pizza at the Columbia River waterfront about 25 yards from Barrack Obama pandering to Portlanders for votes.

I once hung out with Andy Millanakis online and accidentally thought he was girl.

T-Pain and I are friends who regularly have conversations on twitch. He's an alcoholic.

When polar bears speak, it's in Ebonics.

The elephant is so big and fat I wanna poke 'em in the belly.