I don't know if I want to live in a world where you can't tell your friends that they have hot grandmas.

puttin' the ocho into octogenerians!

I found this tech intriguing but after only a cursory amount of research discovered some pretty alarming reviews, including security/privacy issues, pervasive ads, payment issues and general corporate fuckery. Ugh. Does this match your experience? No. I had a quick look at reviews again since last ...

For a "proper" British cup of tea, you need this stuff, just a splash of milk and sugar to taste.
Not Yorkshire Tea mind, has to be "Yorkshire Gold"

People just need to treat each other like human beings. It's not hard to be nice, even if you disagree with someone. Nearly every person has good qualities. If someone is acting like an ass, maybe he or she had a bad day. Constantly trying to be the smartest kid in the room is someone insecure peop...

On a phone call with insurers today and as soon as I had to speak, a huge seagull plopped itself right outside the window and started braying at me, maintaining eye contact and making a sound that could only be described as a donkey and an old woman from Georgia in coitus. oaagh!-oaaaarrrrggh-OAARRR...

Good luck riding one in my part of the city, even if there were cycling infrastructure. You'd be in a washing machine for the last week and at least the next ten days as it alternates every half hour between sunshine, cold hard wind (gusting to 50), and rain. Even people that would want to ride a bi...

Tried to spend this legal tender, they said, "no, no, no"

JohnClay wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 25, 2021 5:04 am

Limey wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:40 pm

FWIW, I also dislike directly touching my food. I will eat pizza with a knife and fork.

Do you eat fruit? With utensils?

Only bananas and only sliced onto crunchy nut cornflakes. All other fruit in the form of a smoothie. Nothing I have to touch.

Is this the same as fluff? - I was going to make a fluff thread but this one seems more serious and literal in name, not very fluffy.