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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by HighlyIrregular II » Fri Jan 27, 2023 4:03 pm

If I were the dog king I would would say "bow wow before me" so if my subjects didn't like it and barked at me it would be a sign of allegiance.

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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by Yesterday » Fri Jan 27, 2023 8:14 pm

Oh hellooo ... what claptrap this thread aha, aha, aha. And that's your world, as I see it. -Ernest P. Worrell
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Post by Yesterday » Fri Jan 27, 2023 8:17 pm

*snort* Joe Biden time boutup dare in dat whooyte house wit Cammy. Them two ain't worf a dime!
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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by Yesterday » Fri Jan 27, 2023 8:18 pm

Utisz is a pseudonymous coder hobbyist/professor that subsists on a primarily nocturnal diet of beer and the deferred dreams of lousy students.
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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by Yesterday » Fri Jan 27, 2023 8:24 pm

With finger in nostril, I nearly collided with a Ford truck on my way to the corner store on my Unagi scooter. Ya'll, if boogers could talk.
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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by HighlyIrregular II » Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:08 am

The next time I smell I'm going to say "fee fi fo fum, I smell" because sometimes that could stand alone and I feel people don't realize that.

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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by starjots » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:50 pm

The last time time I checked, there's a lot of good stuff below the waist line.

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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by HighlyIrregular II » Wed Feb 01, 2023 10:47 pm

The only natural way to bop your head to music is one bop per beat with no alternating tilt.

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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by HighlyIrregular II » Fri Feb 03, 2023 1:05 am

Eat a fresh pear, wait 15 minutes, try to floss, and tell me what happens. It can't just be me. Maybe it's a tight teeth thing but it only happens with pears.

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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by HighlyIrregular II » Fri Feb 03, 2023 5:00 pm

More sides, fewer toppings.

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