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Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 10:09 pm
by HighlyIrregular II
Slightly moist is good.
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2023 10:06 pm
by HighlyIrregular II
Cold cheese tastes fresher.
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 8:22 am
by Yesterday
Your dreams are free, but the hustle is sold separately.
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 8:23 am
by Yesterday
I alway check the toilet paper right after just in case I ain't finished yet.
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 8:44 am
by Yesterday
I have a skin tag the size a baby's thumb under my right arm pit. You wanna see it?
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 8:55 am
by Yesterday
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"The [reverence] of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom." Proverbs 111: 10
Perhaps adjacent to wisdom lay good judgement. The two-go hand-in-hand.
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 9:50 am
by JohnClay
Yesterday wrote: ↑Mon Jan 23, 2023 8:55 am
"The [reverence] of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom." Proverbs 111: 10
Perhaps adjacent to wisdom lay good judgement. The two-go hand-in-hand.
That is similar to Proverbs 9:10a
"The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom"
That is good advice for me because sometimes I have hubris....
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 5:25 pm
by HighlyIrregular II
I couldn't immediately tell you the number of spaces between my toes until I was 43.
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 7:13 am
by Catoptric
"A girl should be ready to feed her child but equipped to feed the village."
- Confucius
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 8:38 am
by Yesterday
"Sleep is crucial for being funny. It is why I need some. My favorite video game is fart night because I fart at night. Then my television magically turns on which keeps me from sleeping. In the future this is science. But for now it's just hokus pokus. If you are an intp than you should know this. This website is filled with gas and will soon blow up the internet. Bow before me."
-ChatGPT