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[HighlyIrregular II]

Slightly moist is good.

[HighlyIrregular II]

Cold cheese tastes fresher.

[Yesterday]

Your dreams are free, but the hustle is sold separately.

[Yesterday]

I alway check the toilet paper right after just in case I ain't finished yet.

[Yesterday]

I have a skin tag the size a baby's thumb under my right arm pit. You wanna see it?

[Yesterday]

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"The [reverence] of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom." Proverbs 111: 10

Perhaps adjacent to wisdom lay good judgement. The two-go hand-in-hand.

[JohnClay]

"The [reverence] of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom." Proverbs 111: 10
Perhaps adjacent to wisdom lay good judgement. The two-go hand-in-hand.

That is similar to Proverbs 9:10a
"The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom"

That is good advice for me because sometimes I have hubris....

[HighlyIrregular II]

I couldn't immediately tell you the number of spaces between my toes until I was 43.

[Catoptric]

"A girl should be ready to feed her child but equipped to feed the village."
- Confucius

[Yesterday]

"Sleep is crucial for being funny. It is why I need some. My favorite video game is fart night because I fart at night. Then my television magically turns on which keeps me from sleeping. In the future this is science. But for now it's just hokus pokus. If you are an intp than you should know this. This website is filled with gas and will soon blow up the internet. Bow before me."
-ChatGPT