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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by Catoptric » Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:02 am

If Sneakers was a 1980s film it would more likely have been renamed Squeakers, involving Russian bioengineered rats that were weaponized to deliver lethal nerve agents. It turns out the Chinese were involved in chemical manufacturing, and it leads to WW3.


This is only funny if people recognize squeaker as a euphemism for fart.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... 20squeaker
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Post by HighlyIrregular II » Sat Apr 01, 2023 4:35 pm

Add two drops of your favorite food coloring to a glass of milk and stir for a more colorful drinking experience.

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Post by HighlyIrregular II » Sat Apr 01, 2023 4:44 pm

For a flavorful treat, plate up some of your favorite foods, seasoned to perfection, and enjoy!

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Post by HighlyIrregular II » Mon Apr 03, 2023 8:27 pm

They should develop a drug with a bunch of super weird and funny symptoms to promote interest in medicine.

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Post by HighlyIrregular II » Sat Apr 08, 2023 2:50 am

^^^ I meant side effects, but I'm owning it.

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Post by HighlyIrregular II » Mon Apr 10, 2023 1:20 am

I'm too mature to be looking for skin-deep beauty these days. I want beauty down to the fat layer, which means no skin-and-bones girls for me, which tends to mean bigger breasts, so maturing isn't so bad.

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Post by HighlyIrregular II » Wed Apr 12, 2023 6:15 pm

There should be a charity that provides free pretty whores for needy undesirables.

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Post by HighlyIrregular II » Thu Apr 13, 2023 3:28 am

Feedilly fidilly fodilly diddle,
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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by HighlyIrregular II » Fri Apr 21, 2023 4:49 am

I drink my salad dressing with a straw so the vinegar bypasses my teeth.

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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by Catoptric » Fri Apr 21, 2023 6:02 am

HighlyIrregular II wrote:
Fri Apr 21, 2023 4:49 am
I drink my salad dressing with a straw so the vinegar bypasses my teeth.
"Blew cheese" dressing?
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