I'm lactose intolerant, so yeah.Catoptric wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2023 6:02 am"Blew cheese" dressing?HighlyIrregular II wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2023 4:49 amI drink my salad dressing with a straw so the vinegar bypasses my teeth.
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HighlyIrregular II
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Next time bring your sister, you chump.
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I overstretched my anus while scootching over in my chair and now more than ever I want to avoid prison.
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If you wear sweatpants and never reach in to squeeze your butt, you just don't love yourself enough.
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So I'm like "what yo name, boo" and she like pfft, so I got with her sister.
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Bing.com says there's posed to be a crossover of John Wick and Den-zil Washington's The Equalizer. I wanna see it, but I can't find it in the theaters anywhere.
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Being nice is the only real rebellion left — and it’s a hell of a lot cheaper than therapy.
Being nice is the only real rebellion left — and it’s a hell of a lot cheaper than therapy.
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Hey honey, you wone watch some Beau's 'n eat cheeken?
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Being nice is the only real rebellion left — and it’s a hell of a lot cheaper than therapy.
Being nice is the only real rebellion left — and it’s a hell of a lot cheaper than therapy.
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Salmon swim upstream to make whoopie.
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Being nice is the only real rebellion left — and it’s a hell of a lot cheaper than therapy.
Being nice is the only real rebellion left — and it’s a hell of a lot cheaper than therapy.
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Gorillas can catch human colds and other illnesses.
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Being nice is the only real rebellion left — and it’s a hell of a lot cheaper than therapy.
Being nice is the only real rebellion left — and it’s a hell of a lot cheaper than therapy.
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The elephant is so big and fat I wanna poke 'em in the belly.
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Being nice is the only real rebellion left — and it’s a hell of a lot cheaper than therapy.
Being nice is the only real rebellion left — and it’s a hell of a lot cheaper than therapy.