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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by JohnClay » Tue Feb 21, 2023 10:41 pm

That inline CSS is really bad.

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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by HighlyIrregular II » Wed Feb 22, 2023 1:22 am

It was just a hack to get the piece of webpage to work. I imported most CSS. I wanted to use that part of the webpage as some kind of sample of my work. Maybe a writing sample. I may have sent it as an image.

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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by HighlyIrregular II » Mon Feb 27, 2023 7:22 pm

Sweatpants promote the squeezing of one's own butt cheeks but I'm OK with that.

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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by Yesterday » Tue Feb 28, 2023 5:47 pm

JohnClay wrote:
Tue Feb 21, 2023 10:41 pm
That inline CSS is really bad.
*New York accent* "You prolly only said that 'cause yourSass-y."
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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by Yesterday » Tue Feb 28, 2023 6:03 pm

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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by HighlyIrregular II » Tue Feb 28, 2023 6:16 pm

Everyone gets excited over the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow but I think each end just has a giant foot, and the huge schlong hanging under the center is where the real excitement is.

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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by HighlyIrregular II » Wed Mar 01, 2023 6:41 pm

I was just reminded of my slight to moderate lactose intolerance by a pound of buttery Irish soda bread.

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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by HighlyIrregular II » Thu Mar 02, 2023 9:18 pm

I've noticed the quotes are disproportionately bread based. Think bread.

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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by HighlyIrregular II » Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:37 pm

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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by Catoptric » Sat Mar 18, 2023 6:50 am

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