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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by HighlyIrregular II » Fri Apr 21, 2023 1:31 pm

Catoptric wrote:
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I drink my salad dressing with a straw so the vinegar bypasses my teeth.
"Blew cheese" dressing?
I'm lactose intolerant, so yeah.

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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by HighlyIrregular II » Wed Apr 26, 2023 6:05 am

Next time bring your sister, you chump.

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Post by HighlyIrregular II » Fri Apr 28, 2023 1:08 am

I overstretched my anus while scootching over in my chair and now more than ever I want to avoid prison.

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Post by HighlyIrregular II » Tue May 23, 2023 8:57 pm

If you wear sweatpants and never reach in to squeeze your butt, you just don't love yourself enough.

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Post by HighlyIrregular II » Mon May 29, 2023 4:45 pm

So I'm like "what yo name, boo" and she like pfft, so I got with her sister.

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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by Yesterday » Tue May 30, 2023 10:55 pm

Bing.com says there's posed to be a crossover of John Wick and Den-zil Washington's The Equalizer. I wanna see it, but I can't find it in the theaters anywhere.
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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by Yesterday » Tue May 30, 2023 11:07 pm

Hey honey, you wone watch some Beau's 'n eat cheeken?
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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by Yesterday » Tue Sep 19, 2023 9:45 pm

Salmon swim upstream to make whoopie.
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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by Yesterday » Tue Sep 19, 2023 9:46 pm

Gorillas can catch human colds and other illnesses.
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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Post by Yesterday » Tue Sep 19, 2023 9:48 pm

The elephant is so big and fat I wanna poke 'em in the belly.
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