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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 10:41 pm
by JohnClay
That inline CSS is really bad.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 1:22 am
by HighlyIrregular II
It was just a hack to get the piece of webpage to work. I imported most CSS. I wanted to use that part of the webpage as some kind of sample of my work. Maybe a writing sample. I may have sent it as an image.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2023 7:22 pm
by HighlyIrregular II
Sweatpants promote the squeezing of one's own butt cheeks but I'm OK with that.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 5:47 pm
by Yesterday
JohnClay wrote:
Tue Feb 21, 2023 10:41 pm
That inline CSS is really bad.
*New York accent* "You prolly only said that 'cause yourSass-y."

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 6:03 pm
by Yesterday
[bald man wearing a scarf tied sideways on his head] Omg, I just built the coolest React camera filter app that morphs you into the most adorable woman sipping a hot beverage in a porcelain mug while cradling it in her bossom with "2" hands... been there, did that honey! "✓" Oh kerrRR. *sista snap*

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 6:16 pm
by HighlyIrregular II
Everyone gets excited over the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow but I think each end just has a giant foot, and the huge schlong hanging under the center is where the real excitement is.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2023 6:41 pm
by HighlyIrregular II
I was just reminded of my slight to moderate lactose intolerance by a pound of buttery Irish soda bread.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2023 9:18 pm
by HighlyIrregular II
I've noticed the quotes are disproportionately bread based. Think bread.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:37 pm
by HighlyIrregular II
Gray is gay black.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 6:50 am
by Catoptric
What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stroganoff (those Russians are funny.)