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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:02 am
by Catoptric
If Sneakers was a 1980s film it would more likely have been renamed Squeakers, involving Russian bioengineered rats that were weaponized to deliver lethal nerve agents. It turns out the Chinese were involved in chemical manufacturing, and it leads to WW3.


This is only funny if people recognize squeaker as a euphemism for fart.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... 20squeaker

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 4:35 pm
by HighlyIrregular II
Add two drops of your favorite food coloring to a glass of milk and stir for a more colorful drinking experience.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 4:44 pm
by HighlyIrregular II
For a flavorful treat, plate up some of your favorite foods, seasoned to perfection, and enjoy!

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2023 8:27 pm
by HighlyIrregular II
They should develop a drug with a bunch of super weird and funny symptoms to promote interest in medicine.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2023 2:50 am
by HighlyIrregular II
^^^ I meant side effects, but I'm owning it.

If a cookie sounds like a poker chip when it falls, it's not my kind of cookie.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2023 1:20 am
by HighlyIrregular II
I'm too mature to be looking for skin-deep beauty these days. I want beauty down to the fat layer, which means no skin-and-bones girls for me, which tends to mean bigger breasts, so maturing isn't so bad.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2023 6:15 pm
by HighlyIrregular II
There should be a charity that provides free pretty whores for needy undesirables.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 3:28 am
by HighlyIrregular II
Feedilly fidilly fodilly diddle,
the smorg is gasbord and the weenies are little.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 4:49 am
by HighlyIrregular II
I drink my salad dressing with a straw so the vinegar bypasses my teeth.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 6:02 am
by Catoptric
HighlyIrregular II wrote:
Fri Apr 21, 2023 4:49 am
I drink my salad dressing with a straw so the vinegar bypasses my teeth.
"Blew cheese" dressing?