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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2023 1:31 pm
by HighlyIrregular II
Catoptric wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2023 6:02 am
HighlyIrregular II wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2023 4:49 am
I drink my salad dressing with a straw so the vinegar bypasses my teeth.
"Blew cheese" dressing?
I'm lactose intolerant, so yeah.
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2023 6:05 am
by HighlyIrregular II
Next time bring your sister, you chump.
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2023 1:08 am
by HighlyIrregular II
I overstretched my anus while scootching over in my chair and now more than ever I want to avoid prison.
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 8:57 pm
by HighlyIrregular II
If you wear sweatpants and never reach in to squeeze your butt, you just don't love yourself enough.
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Mon May 29, 2023 4:45 pm
by HighlyIrregular II
So I'm like "what yo name, boo" and she like pfft, so I got with her sister.
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 10:55 pm
by Yesterday
Bing.com says there's posed to be a crossover of John Wick and Den-zil Washington's The Equalizer. I wanna see it, but I can't find it in the theaters anywhere.
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 11:07 pm
by Yesterday
Hey honey, you wone watch some
Beau's 'n eat cheeken?
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 9:45 pm
by Yesterday
Salmon swim upstream to make whoopie.
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 9:46 pm
by Yesterday
Gorillas can catch human colds and other illnesses.
Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 9:48 pm
by Yesterday
The elephant is so big and fat I wanna poke 'em in the belly.