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Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 9:50 pm
by Yesterday
When polar bears speak, it's in Ebonics.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 7:46 pm
by Yesterday
T-Pain and I are friends who regularly have conversations on twitch. He's an alcoholic.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 7:49 pm
by Yesterday
I once hung out with Andy Millanakis online and accidentally thought he was girl.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 7:53 pm
by Yesterday
In 2008 I served pizza at the Columbia River waterfront about 25 yards from Barrack Obama pandering to Portlanders for votes.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 8:00 pm
by Yesterday
During the 2020 pandemic lockdown Alex Daddario would make YouTube videos I would comment on. Then she and her two pals, Kate and Morgan, would flirtatiously respond in kind. I thoroughly ruined that connection. ☹️

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 8:03 pm
by Yesterday
Magnus Carlson and I held a covert conversation during last week's speed chess tournament 2023 against Hikaru Nakamura. I didn't realize what he was saying until after re-watching the live stream. Let's just say there was lots of blundering before my chat comments and his blinking. Glad you turned it around Magnus. Bra jobba.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2023 12:33 am
by HighlyIrregular II
I wonder how many young hearts were broken by being told the horsey is a knight, not a horsey. Chess could have been bigger if people weren't so anal about labels. It's a horsey.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2023 2:39 am
by Yesterday
Tim Heidecker is a filthy murderer who deserves to die.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2023 2:52 am
by Yesterday
HighlyIrregular II wrote:
Wed Sep 27, 2023 12:33 am
I wonder how many young hearts were broken by being told the horsey is a knight, not a horsey. Chess could have been bigger if people weren't so anal about labels. It's a horsey.
You hella right big dawg. Petition to rename duh knight to a horsey! Ya'll bet not mess up day pronouns neither.

Re: Contrived quotes optimized for header placement

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2023 3:02 am
by Yesterday
I juh foun wout Germany hasa duh pinewapples.