funny edit: I bring you todays method for framing my ignorance.
I stole a 128 page book in grade school titled What Makes Me Feel This Way. I intend to do the right thing and sneak in to return it one day, after I'm vaccinated. I even looked up the room number of the library. You would need The Life Story Of Everyone And Their Feelings to master what you do. Fuck that. Choose a random reaction and use it in confidence. Leave people saying "You know, I don't always follow him but that guy knows what he's talking about." Just dress sharp and it could work.