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by SomeInternetBloke » Fri Apr 09, 2021 6:19 am
A burst of light and then all falls silent. Her moist tender lips grip the glass tube. "That's it, inhale slowly." I click the flint wheel a few more times. She heaves a deep sigh, squirming in enjoyment.
Dames, all they want is a friend.
"Omg I can't - " *coughing* her forehead creases as a haunted look of ecstasy reveals the whites of her eyes. Her long canines accentuate a lustful grin and she drools onto her Louis Vuitton gown.
If drugs were ever a nasty pair, it's hash and heroine. Load the hash. Sprinkle some oh boy, and enjoy.
"Look watcha gone and did Mia." Curvy and catatonic, Mia's my favorite female client.
*clink* I unclip the latch to rifle through her expensive purse. "Wait a sec, no cash?!"
Sprawled out on the carpet, she points. Her chin indicates there's something in her ample-sized bra. My hands quiver as they slide down inside. I grab a credit card but not before her wide pink nipples tell me a secret.
I knew it.
If you're wondering what my job title is. I'm a pharmacist to the wealthy. *shrugs* Mingle with the night life, make a little cash or credit card and... *ring ring* I make it work.
"This is Mikey?" A flamboyant sounding familiar voice in their 70's is on the other end. "Uh huh, be there in five."
"I want to hear the words I told you so Michael" That's my boss Jabba the Russian pervert. Always uses the masculine variant of my birth name and male pronouns - he's a fucking idiot in a fancy suit.
I nod and give financials of my liaison with Mia. "I dunno why you don't strap up and ... I'd ride that Mia 'til she foams at the mouth."
Fatty begins pantomiming a pig with squealing noises as if from personal experience. My boss' usual cut is half but all I've got is this card. "Fuck this!" I shove the card in his mouth and kick his teeth in.
"Mybaal noaaah." The fat on his belly is so wrinkled it almost looks like it's smiling. Taunting me. So I grab a kitchen knife and slice his gut open.
Paid in full mother fucker.
"My favourite song from one of my favourite albums, Nena asking you to please, please let her be your pirate. So smooth and joyful, I have to listen to it three times if I listen once" - ashi