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Help me choose a painting to buy

Posted: Sat May 15, 2021 8:48 pm
by SomeInternetBloke
Hi miss um I'm on the market for some art.

Yes, I'm full of wonderful surprises aren't I.

I would like to buy one of your Mashy paintings (prints, Daddy's pension didn't make me rich dangit).

Mhm.

Will you help me choose one please?

Did you know Mashy's an unofficial member of the intellectual dark web? Yeah just read her stuff yo. Also, she's part robot cause she eats computer chips.

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She's almost human looking here. She's a contradiction of knowing a ton of shit and being kinda naive. I say that truthfully because her paintings are amazing but she doesn't advertise them as such because maybe she doesn't know it...

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C'mon which one people I ain't got's all week!

Re: Help me choose a painting to buy

Posted: Sat May 15, 2021 11:43 pm
by HighlyIrregular
The computer chip one is good for a woman who can relate to being robot-like or into computers. If I had that one I guess I'd put it near my computer. Someone who relates more could put it anywhere.

The second one works for a Mashy fan. It's the only one that looks like her IIRC (the first is probably a match too though). It may be inspired by her being into flowers. It gives me an idea for a future girlfriend or girl-other who I have influence over. I'd like to see a girl make the tip of her nose match the color of her lipstick and mascara.

I'm guessing three is her too. Pretty girl of the right age even if the color of stuff and nose is different. Plus there's a flower. Notice how the freckles match the flower spots. I think this is the nicest one. It's feminine though. They all are though.

Speaking of feminine, the last one has a pink background. I'll go out on a limb and say this isn't a self portrait, but it would be interesting if it was. On second thought, I'm 50/50 on whether it's a self portrait. I wouldn't get the most feminine of the feminine paintings. Wait...the freckles! I'm pretty sure it's a self portrait.

Conclusion: You're not computer-like. The first one is best for someone who is. Though you're into Mashy and computers so it works. So, I don't know. Second one works for you but the third arguably looks nicer, though less artistic. I would choose the second or third. If not the first.

Re: Help me choose a painting to buy

Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 12:12 am
by SomeInternetBloke
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I'm fond of Mashy and all the other chicks on here like friends lol. Like friends I can be myself around. Yeah, 2 or 3 have Mashy spice all over 'em. I like to imagine the polygonal shapes on her face in no. 2 as tree bark subjected to nails/puncture wounds which it's bark's grown up around totally concealing it across time. The rings are contorted and represent individual pain. Btw, such a strange orientation, the living toward the inanimate. We're ignorant to their enriching plant and otherwise narratives/object lessons.

Highly Irregular, I like Mashy because she's authentic.

Anyone else want to comment with their take on this art?

Re: Help me choose a painting to buy

Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 12:16 am
by HighlyIrregular
SomeInternetBloke wrote:
Sun May 16, 2021 12:12 am
I like to imagine the polygonal shapes on her face in no. 2 as tree rings that are jumbled because of being subjected to nails/puncture wounds which it's bark's grown up around totally concealing it across time.
Ooo...that's good. I bet you're right!

Re: Help me choose a painting to buy

Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 12:18 am
by SomeInternetBloke
HighlyIrregular wrote:
Sun May 16, 2021 12:16 am
SomeInternetBloke wrote:
Sun May 16, 2021 12:12 am
I like to imagine the polygonal shapes on her face in no. 2 as tree rings that are jumbled because of being subjected to nails/puncture wounds which it's bark's grown up around totally concealing it across time.
Ooo...that's good. I bet you're right!
Yeah edited it. But I prefer to rely on your community member input. Now both are on display. Thanks man

Re: Help me choose a painting to buy

Posted: Mon May 17, 2021 5:41 pm
by SomeInternetBloke
I'm gonna buy the A5 version of the 2nd print of Mashy's artwork. I look forward to receiving it. But am not averse to enjoying the irony of not receiving it. that would be funny. :nope: :cry: :hurt:

if so, I'll get my vigilante superhero, Mikey, to pop a can of whoop-arse (Aussie version) and use her special skill set for knives and pyrokinesis heh.

Re: Help me choose a painting to buy

Posted: Tue May 18, 2021 3:49 am
by Senseye
Number 2 looks most appealing of those selections to my eye.

However, I think Mashy does some more abstract stuff, so I would probably look for something along those lines if it was me. Assuming she has some for sale in her catalog.

Re: Help me choose a painting to buy

Posted: Tue May 18, 2021 4:08 am
by SomeInternetBloke
Senseye wrote:
Tue May 18, 2021 3:49 am
Number 2 looks most appealing of those selections to my eye.

However, I think Mashy does some more abstract stuff, so I would probably look for something along those lines if it was me. Assuming she has some for sale in her catalog.
Aha! I'm gonna revisit Mashyville and scourer her secret lair where she hides the top shelf abstract art. Oh Maaaashy?! I'm not particularly thrilled about being seen as Mashy-ogglying fanboy. She's lovely and all'a dat but, I like your suggestion better Senseye. :clap:

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I wonder if her etherium is counterfeit or real - the promised reward for winning at her Bandersnatch styled game.

Re: Help me choose a painting to buy

Posted: Tue May 18, 2021 5:41 am
by Mashy
This was a bit unexpected. I'm quitting my job sometime soon so I need the extra cash. Thanks Monkeyboy.

Re: Help me choose a painting to buy

Posted: Tue May 18, 2021 6:02 am
by SomeInternetBloke
Good, now we can chat about business. So here's the thing the goods for the dough. I need something special, more abstract than what I posted in a print. Maybe you can find a couple of 'em, I wanted to buy them,= like yesterday. Hope you're well. Ever gotten into graffiti or do anything edgy in the arena of art or whatever? Also, if you were a villainess your superpowers would be controlling potting soil. Rar... jk later.