Sex feels like a weak handshake, like when someone barely grabs your hand

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SomeInternetBloke
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No more weak handshakes!

Post by SomeInternetBloke » Fri Jun 11, 2021 3:37 am

FYI sex no longer feels like a bag of dicks. Feels like someone giving me physical ASMR in all the right places, oh right a massage, while sprinkling cocaine up my nose. Thanks sex. :w00t:
"My favourite song from one of my favourite albums, Nena asking you to please, please let her be your pirate. So smooth and joyful, I have to listen to it three times if I listen once" - ashi

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