Two weeks ago I got my paycheck and sat on the ole hard mattress and I got to thinking, "What can I waste my money on, hm? No Mashy's art is legit and I plan on hanging it on the wall you dumb ass... oh that's right! I could buy new pillows in the hopes that sleep will become more enjoyable!"
At 9:30 pm I zipped over to the local Ross Dress For Less and bought some new pillows. They're called Allerease pillows. Ostensibly it's a three-piece garment to offer better support: two 20 in x 36 in rectangles sown to a 2-inch strip that wraps around the middle. Seems to support me better inside my neck gap when laying sideways. Doesn't feel any different from a standard version tbh.
Later on, I thought, "Hm, neck comfy ... Back no comfy grr. ", so I zipped down the Kohls department store and bought an overpriced Serta mattress topper.
It's not just a piece of foam either, k'guys. "Don’t confuse mattress toppers with the products known as mattress pads or mattress protectors ... a mattress topper won’t restore your mattress to its glory days, but it can significantly increase your comfort, allowing you extra time before you need to purchase a new mattress. " (thespruce.com).
--> "Sweet dreams are made of me"
I think the total price tag, including sheets and such, came to over $200.
"Cooler than the other side of the pillow, right?"