Infamous Sock Thief
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Infamous Sock Thief
I've no idea why this is a thing but I keep losing nice garments. Okay, per the title, it used to only be socks/underwear. It's that way for most. Which I attribute to poor memory, error, et cetera. But my Georgetown Hoya's sweatshirt? C'mon sock thief. Your britches getting too big for your girth my man. I bet not catch that mo***** slippin is all I know. Btw, that thief decided to also steal my pocket knives handed down to me from dear old Pops. I'm gonna need some counseling from my fendzes.
"My favourite song from one of my favourite albums, Nena asking you to please, please let her be your pirate. So smooth and joyful, I have to listen to it three times if I listen once" - ashi
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Re: Infamous Sock Thief
Update: I found something even better than a pocket knife. Found my Dad's leatherman.
"My favourite song from one of my favourite albums, Nena asking you to please, please let her be your pirate. So smooth and joyful, I have to listen to it three times if I listen once" - ashi
Re: Infamous Sock Thief
Did you & your Dad ever take that Route 66 trip?SomeInternetBloke wrote: ↑Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:12 amUpdate: I found something even better than a pocket knife. Found my Dad's leatherman.
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Re: Infamous Sock Thief
This was my grandfather's knife. Bone handle.
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I missed you *warrior hollar* Spartan!Spartan26 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 2:16 amDid you & your Dad ever take that Route 66 trip?SomeInternetBloke wrote: ↑Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:12 amUpdate: I found something even better than a pocket knife. Found my Dad's leatherman.
Wished we did. TBH he was a lousy passenger. Always needed to drive, "Nah, I got this buddy." Then a magical beer can of elixir would appear in between his legs. Reminds me of that time he pissed all over me while urinating downwind toward me. Old, bold, full of liquid gold. Good times. Miss him. (nuff wif the saddies) Btw, I sorta looked like Brad Pitt in his here avatar of mine, back in high school. Gonna have to rustle up a photo er somefing mate.
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"My favourite song from one of my favourite albums, Nena asking you to please, please let her be your pirate. So smooth and joyful, I have to listen to it three times if I listen once" - ashi
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Re: Infamous Sock Thief
Tis relevant; just read the youtube comment.
"My favourite song from one of my favourite albums, Nena asking you to please, please let her be your pirate. So smooth and joyful, I have to listen to it three times if I listen once" - ashi
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Thanks, man! Much appreciated! Cheers to you!!SomeInternetBloke wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 12:36 amI missed you *warrior hollar* Spartan!Spartan26 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 2:16 amDid you & your Dad ever take that Route 66 trip?SomeInternetBloke wrote: ↑Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:12 amUpdate: I found something even better than a pocket knife. Found my Dad's leatherman.
Wished we did. TBH he was a lousy passenger. Always needed to drive, "Nah, I got this buddy." Then a magical beer can of elixir would appear in between his legs. Reminds me of that time he pissed all over me while urinating downwind toward me. Old, bold, full of liquid gold. Good times. Miss him. (nuff wif the saddies) Btw, I sorta looked like Brad Pitt in his here avatar of mine, back in high school. Gonna have to rustle up a photo er somefing mate.
That's a real bummer but maybe for the best...?
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Deader dinna doorknob. Sounds like a saying that was used... and when it was, it was used good. Ya know? That olden era was tough and gritty. Yeah. I don't think Dad being deader than a doorknob is for the best. But him not drinking and driving is for sure, ferduh best, yer know. *cues red SUV on New Jersey turnpike song* Fakkin guy.Spartan26 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 1:31 amThanks, man! Much appreciated! Cheers to you!!SomeInternetBloke wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 12:36 amI missed you *warrior hollar* Spartan!Spartan26 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 2:16 amDid you & your Dad ever take that Route 66 trip?SomeInternetBloke wrote: ↑Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:12 amUpdate: I found something even better than a pocket knife. Found my Dad's leatherman.
Wished we did. TBH he was a lousy passenger. Always needed to drive, "Nah, I got this buddy." Then a magical beer can of elixir would appear in between his legs. Reminds me of that time he pissed all over me while urinating downwind toward me. Old, bold, full of liquid gold. Good times. Miss him. (nuff wif the saddies) Btw, I sorta looked like Brad Pitt in his here avatar of mine, back in high school. Gonna have to rustle up a photo er somefing mate.
That's a real bummer but maybe for the best...?
"My favourite song from one of my favourite albums, Nena asking you to please, please let her be your pirate. So smooth and joyful, I have to listen to it three times if I listen once" - ashi
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Re: Infamous Sock Thief
Hm, what kind of bone?
Also, digging those nostalgic avatar panels.
"My favourite song from one of my favourite albums, Nena asking you to please, please let her be your pirate. So smooth and joyful, I have to listen to it three times if I listen once" - ashi
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Re: Infamous Sock Thief
Someone told me it was bone several years ago based on photos. I looked up more information: "Bone stag is cow bone burnt/dyed and jigged to appear like antler." So, I guess cow.SomeInternetBloke wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 1:44 amHm, what kind of bone?
Also, digging those nostalgic avatar panels.
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