1. First place: For Ireland's Metals being unviewable from Chile. (

2. Second place: For Limey (paging Limey, please report to the shit shop to receive your tat).


2. Runner-up: For Ashi! You get a cookie.
*C.M. nabs the treat, shoves it into a syringe and instantly drifts off into a cloud of happiness*

Ashi, now you get nothin. We all know you be lurkin' any how.

geez when you write this bad might as well stop while I'm ahead.
I'm walking anti-endorsement for having killed too many brain cells.
re-edit: that is Tuesday, I'm intentionally being obtuse.