Let's help Kristen Wiig get a husband

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Let's help Kristen Wiig get a husband

Post by SomeInternetBloke » Sun Sep 05, 2021 6:49 pm

Isn't she lovely lovely?
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Ideas are welcomed. This is a distraction post, because helping others distracts the brain from the bad and releases endorphins: sorta like dolphins because they swim and make you happy, but they're in the brain. :thumbsup:
"My favourite song from one of my favourite albums, Nena asking you to please, please let her be your pirate. So smooth and joyful, I have to listen to it three times if I listen once" - ashi

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Re: Let's help Kristen Wiig get a husband

Post by SomeInternetBloke » Wed Sep 08, 2021 5:50 am

Poll: how many of you think Kristen needs to play for the other team already? *smack* :wub:
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Re: Let's help Kristen Wiig get a husband

Post by MoneyJungle » Fri Sep 10, 2021 5:51 pm

According to Wikipedia she’s married. Are you advocating for plural marriage?

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Re: Let's help Kristen Wiig get a husband

Post by SomeInternetBloke » Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:08 am

MoneyJungle wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 5:51 pm
According to Wikipedia she’s married. Are you advocating for plural marriage?
huh, come again? besides Avi does yoga, so he's a rare breed and doesn't even count. just watch this vidarow.
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Re: Let's help Kristen Wiig get a husband

Post by SomeInternetBloke » Wed Sep 22, 2021 4:24 am

so just in case you were wondering, I'm supposed to be Charles Barkley and Bjork is supposed to be Ashi. And the joke is that we're both weird. Then I wanted to see if this would embarrass her and generate more competitive spirit; also, as a kind reciprocation to her recent fiesty overture threatening to smoosh me like a juicy tomato in D&D. when in fact, (yeah you Ashi aka Kristen Wiig) *smoosh* ketchup! :lol:

oh that's how it is? well being this inventive is a lonely slog. now all of you scram!
"My favourite song from one of my favourite albums, Nena asking you to please, please let her be your pirate. So smooth and joyful, I have to listen to it three times if I listen once" - ashi

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