Ways you break the rules

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Re: Ways you break the rules

Post by SomeInternetBloke » Sat Oct 02, 2021 7:00 pm

I'm easily intimidated by other men. So I strategically wait until when I have to pierce my lips and nod at one of them. Then I silently rip a gas bubble just to look calm. Mm, hello, mm. :w00t:
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Re: Ways you break the rules

Post by Madrigal » Mon Oct 04, 2021 12:31 pm

Stigmata wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 4:45 am
Sometimes when I pee I don't lift the seat. Why? Because fuck your system, that's why!
I imagined you said you don't lift the lid and was like wtf.

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Re: Ways you break the rules

Post by HighlyIrregular » Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:46 pm

I'm working on a toilet seat made of sponge so you don't have to lift it.

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Re: Ways you break the rules

Post by Utisz » Tue Oct 05, 2021 4:51 am

I edited someone's post in this thread.

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Re: Ways you break the rules

Post by HighlyIrregular » Mon Oct 18, 2021 2:58 pm

I washed polyester mesh short pants in hot water. I didn't even look at the label but I'm sure you're not supposed to wash them in hot. The logo started to deteriorate and I helped it along by scrubbing the rest of it off.

The only thing I've had a problem with from washing in hot, aside from things that shrunk too much, was certain mattress pads. Sometimes the non-woven fabric melts. That actually may have been from the drier. Also, other logos have worn off. I don't wear graphic tees any more so I don't have to worry about that.

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Re: Ways you break the rules

Post by Stigmata » Mon Oct 18, 2021 7:03 pm

HighlyIrregular wrote:
Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:46 pm
I'm working on a toilet seat made of sponge so you don't have to lift it.
I actually poop with the stall door open in the communal bathrooms at work -- As I signed my latest disciplinary write-up, HR said I'd taken the corporate mantra of "We are all a family!" a bit too literally.

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Re: Ways you break the rules

Post by starjots » Wed Oct 20, 2021 2:55 am

I often make U turns where the sign clearly states no U turns.

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