Restroom Poems

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Restroom Poems

Post by Yesterday » Tue Jun 27, 2023 2:17 am

"Dukie"

In the realm of private reflection, where porcelain thrones reside,
Lies a tale of utmost importance, a moment we can't hide.
For in the realm of human nature, a task we all must face,
Is the sacred act of taking a dukie, finding a peaceful space.

Oh, the porcelain oasis, a sanctuary we seek,
Where troubles are left behind, and the soul finds the relief it seeks.
With bated breath and focused mind, we embark upon this quest,
To release the burdens of the day, in this moment we feel blessed.

As cheeks meet the cool embrace of the mighty porcelain throne,
A symphony of bodily functions, an orchestra all its own.
A battle of wills and muscle strength, a dance of push and strain,
In this quiet solitude, we find solace amidst the pain.

With each triumphant push, a victory is declared,
As we part ways with what was once a burden we could not bear.
The dukie, though a humble creation, holds power beyond compare,
For in this humble act, we find a sense of freedom rare.

Oh, the joy of sweet liberation, the weight lifted from our core,
We emerge from this sacred act, feeling lighter than before.
A moment of triumph and relief, a respite from life's demand,
For in the realm of taking a dukie, we find peace in the promised land.

So let us not shy away from this bodily function,
Embrace it with dignity, without any compunction.
For in this simple act, we find a momentary reprieve,
And emerge with a renewed spirit, ready to conquer and achieve.

So raise a toast to the porcelain throne, a vessel of release,
And honor the act of taking a dukie, finding our inner peace.
In this humble bodily function, we find a moment to reflect,
And cherish the beauty of life's cycles, as we cleanse and reconnect.
ENTP

"Our truest selves exist within the observational incongruencies among general first impressions and further analyses of the finer details."
- from my Ph.D. thesis in psychobabble

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Re: Restroom Poems

Post by Yesterday » Fri Oct 20, 2023 9:03 am

I'd like to explain my writing process some. A roll of TP and a need to express myself. Then things just flowed naturally. Ping, bang, bong!
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"Our truest selves exist within the observational incongruencies among general first impressions and further analyses of the finer details."
- from my Ph.D. thesis in psychobabble

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Re: Restroom Poems

Post by Catoptric » Fri Oct 20, 2023 9:53 pm

The Dukie and the Royal Flush, could achieve an honorable mention in this years microfiction contest.

The 250-word Microfiction Challenge 2023
https://www.nycmidnight.com/250?fbclid= ... 1v5LTZzXTk
Societal egress and ennui
Hello / Goodbye / Just a moment / Nothing / Cosmic / Man / Dream / Civilization / Open / Contact / Tremble / Gas / Memory / Transcend / ^2

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Re: Restroom Poems

Post by HighlyIrregular II » Sat Oct 21, 2023 12:52 am

Put the penis in the hand
Aim the penis best you can
If the pee should start to spray
Clean the pee on walls away
And, as a preventive measure, wash well to prevent the penile lips from sticking together.

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Re: Restroom Poems

Post by HighlyIrregular » Fri Nov 10, 2023 8:27 pm

I wonder how much it would contribute to the contentment of humanity to spread the message "pee and be."

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