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[HighlyIrregular II]

If I were the dog king I would would say "bow wow before me" so if my subjects didn't like it and barked at me it would be a sign of allegiance.

[Yesterday]

Oh hellooo ... what claptrap this thread aha, aha, aha. And that's your world, as I see it. -Ernest P. Worrell

[Yesterday]

*snort* Joe Biden time boutup dare in dat whooyte house wit Cammy. Them two ain't worf a dime!

[Yesterday]

Utisz is a pseudonymous coder hobbyist/professor that subsists on a primarily nocturnal diet of beer and the deferred dreams of lousy students.

[Yesterday]

With finger in nostril, I nearly collided with a Ford truck on my way to the corner store on my Unagi scooter. Ya'll, if boogers could talk.

[HighlyIrregular II]

The next time I smell I'm going to say "fee fi fo fum, I smell" because sometimes that could stand alone and I feel people don't realize that.

[starjots]

The last time time I checked, there's a lot of good stuff below the waist line.

[HighlyIrregular II]

The only natural way to bop your head to music is one bop per beat with no alternating tilt.

[HighlyIrregular II]

Eat a fresh pear, wait 15 minutes, try to floss, and tell me what happens. It can't just be me. Maybe it's a tight teeth thing but it only happens with pears.

[HighlyIrregular II]

More sides, fewer toppings.